So I took this dump this morning. You probably don't know this but i am lactose intolerant and I had some cereal before sleeping the night before. So anyways back to this dump...
It was massive.
I flushed the toilet but I had to rush out of the house since i was late for class. blahblah comes home. Walks into my bathroom. HUGE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THERE!
Ugh didn't I flush you this morning :/ .
So i flushed it again....
Fucking plugged... Anyways, I didn't get the plunger because its a big pain in the ass to find it and actually use it cause there is a lot of clean up and whatnot. So I went into the kitchen and took a wooden chopstick.
I started poking at the shit trying to get it to go down. 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes go by.
FINALLY, it goes down. I flush the chopstick with it.
So why did I tell this story?
I'm not really sure...
Well in recent news, Prom is amidst the horizon.
So in relation to that, there have been multiple "promposals". ugh that word sounds like a fucking 13 year old equestrians pony...
Nothing really all that notable except for one where he set-up like fucking 30 authentic Persian rugs in an open sewer where goons hang out. Maybe the placement could have been better but the effort was definately admirable.
Honestly, people expect me to mock that kind of setup because of its extent and effort put into something so... needless but really, I respect that kind of dedication of romanticism and "love" lololol love nvm. not that hahaha.
But really, I really do respect it. I won't tell him cause that's weird. But I do. I shall respect you in the privacy of my humble abode.
Why? Why do I approve? Because it displays effort that I would never display and its enjoyable as fuck to watch! Lolll So elaborate, it was funny! There was a fucking stereo system and he sang a song! Ballsy and embarrassing! Formula for enjoyment :) and because its so out of the way.
For example just yesterday, a douchey guy did this promposal where he led his target to the centre foyer of the school using balloons and small treats (candy i think? I have no fucking clue. Its like the signs of a pedophile). Then when she arrived, he came out of his hiding spot (behind a fucking wall... couldn't you have dropped from the ceiling or something... so much more interesting to watch) and sang some fucking gay ass song to her (it was one direction- one thing :/ ) NO RESPECT. Lame as fucking fucks and fucking unoriginal as fuck and just plain fucking loserish fuck as fucking fuck. Fuck that fuck and his uninteresting fucking fuck.
To all who are reading this, if any, do yours interestingly and uniquely. Seriously, so I can enjoy watching you make a fool of yourself and the embarassment when the two parties hug and say yes :) (I'm warm-hearted). Who knows? Maybe even kiss! Hohohoho (Santa Claus). All the more Enjoyable to watch.
I shouldn't be judging anyone, i suppose, cause I'm a giant fucking pussy when it comes to asking for anything. Well, not really a pussy. I just haven't found the suitable candidate yet, I guess. It's kinda depressing.
4 years ago, when I first entered High school, I expected myself to have a long time girlfriend of 3 years already and going into prom, so in love with each other. (yes, I had a very romantic idea of prom where I meet the parents, pick her up in a limo, and fuck her like crazy during the afterprom.) But what the fuck? Sigh, if I was looking at myself now from four years ago, I'd think of how pathetic i am. But really, I guess I don't really mind so much anymore.
I'm not sad anymore.
At the end of prom, I just want to be at the roof of Tim Hortans with a couple of my closest friends, a couple beers, a cigarette in my mouth, and us just laughing our asses off at the final stage of High school and all the retarded shit we've done.
I guess that is what I want my prom to look like at this very instant. My image of romance has really changed. Even if I miraculously get a date in time with the girl I want, I still want my prom to turn out like that ^ :) . But it's actually a lot harder to do that than one would think :/ . Most of my closest friends would rather get stoned at a fucking nerd party and pray to god to wake up to a female and not each other. I guess that's alright, too, since that is the prom tradition, but its tradition :/ . tradition is boring and unmonumental and meaningless...
A lot of people say they're going to go alone without even trying or even waiting for anyone to ask anything like saying that fucking 3 months before prom is even going to happen. They're just cowards for not even trying and you know what pisses me more off? When they say they're ok with it.
No-one in the world wants to go to prom alone. So why say you're ok with it? you're just masking the fucking problem. Fucking pussies. Might as well not go at all.
Me and my gf just broke up so i guess that's that. If it really comes down to it, I'm not even gonna go so why make such a post :/ Just kinda depressed thinking about it. Our break-up I mean. It kinda hurts thinking about prom now.
But of-course, You can probably tell that I don't say depressed for long but by the time I'm done with my brooding and listening to sad love songs (ugh so different from my usual death-core where its emotionless screaming of the apocalypse and satanic faith oh and can't forget about alien invasions P.S I love you, The Faceless), all the potential candidates will have been asked. Holy fuck i sound like a certain one-winged fallen angel.
P.S HI _________
lololol nah just joking. Who knows? Maybe something miraculously romantic will happen in the next 2 weeks and I'll be one of the ones who does something stupidly embarrassing and elaborate! Probably a circle jerk themed idea.
Look forward to it, readers, cause it'll be legendary. (Well, what kind of circle jerk isn't legendary?!)
P.S HI ... Lul. Had to add that in.
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