April 26th Worst Day Ever

So I had the worst day of my life today -.-

Now ok. Today, it started like any normal. I woke up and dragged my ass to school. In fact, i thought it was an amazing day because my chemistry teacher wasn't here today.

BOY WAS I WRONG?!?!

See I have this ritual where I take my friend's phone every physics class and read through all his texts!!! Funny eh? Anyways, I was reading one of his texts with this girl and it turns out this extremely pretty girl likes this guy! Well Fuck me sideways. So anyways, I'm just sitting there with a broken heart and a phone full of mocking texts.

Next thing happened during my last period class, math. So there is this girl in my math class and she is really pretty. =D Anyhoo, this guy, NOTE: he is an attractive and muscular guy, comes in in the last 10 minutes of class from gym class and asks this pretty girl to go to the PROM with him which she replies with a, of course, YES. So anyways, I'm just sitting there with a broken heart, a memory of a phone full of mocking texts, and a spiteful love scene in front of my eyes.

So by then, I was convinced my day couldn't get any worse so I tried to leave as soon as possible. This extremely pretty girl said hi to my friend today. MY FRIEND!!! Why must god spite me? Sure i haven't been a perfect person in my life and i sure as hell sin a lot. In fact, I'm pretty sure I am committing the grand sin of lust. So anyways, I'm just standing there with a broken heart, a memory of a phone full of mocking texts, a memory of a spiteful love scene in front of my eyes, and eternal damnation to hell from yours truly.

So there ya have it. Shitty day -.-

EDIT: Ok My day became even shittier. I didn't realize until right now. O.k it was around 8:00 when i first noticed it which is also the beginning of Glee. So I was watching Glee and usually, I am mildly entertained but this week's episode was TERRIBLE! So I changed the channel at exactly 8:39 to YTV and caught a rerun of a spongebob episode. You know what the episode was about? This episode was about Spongebob having the greatest day of his life.
The entire episode involved him singing "the best day ever" And i changed the channel just when his little "ballad" started. So what are you trying to tell me god?