NeverShoutNever. Christofer Drew Ingle. This man has changed my life. For the the worst ASSHOLE!!!
Ok So how do i begin?
First, a little something about me. I love music. All kinds of music. Country, Pop, Jazz, Classical, whatever blah blah. Life is a mistake without music. Brutal deathcore FTW. (Check Abominable Putridity out.)
However, I've always had mixed feelings towards people that ONLY sing love songs, like NeverShoutNever. He has about 30 different songs? So assuming that each song is for a different girl since they all tell a different story, he's had 30 different girls that he has been really serious with? So serious that he would write a song about? What kind of player does he think he is? Admittedly, he is a good looking man, yes bisexual, but even so... He has a pig nose and I've got more testosterone in my piss than he does in his whole body. Therefore, Ladies and Gentlemen, he has a small penis! But all funny business aside, he's got a very sweet voice. But honestly, he kind of butchered Bohemian Rhapsody, which he did a cover of. Freddie Mercury would be rolling over in his grave after hearing that -.- .
Anyways, when you're in love or "smitten" by a beautiful girl, NeverShoutNever is like the happiest stuff you can listen to.
Anyways, I finally wracked up the balls to ask this girl out. And I had just started listening to NeverShoutNever. It was all I listened to -.- Makes me sound kinda gay since I'm not a 13 year old girl.
Anyways, our relationship was short-lived and then for the 2 months afterwards, every single time I heard NeverShoutNever, I would puke.
I didn't even feel like I was that impacted. I mean my life didn't really change drastically. I still went on with my daily routine. It's not like I spent everyday of my next 2 months eating ice cream and watching 500 Days of Summer over and over again. Sure I was bummed but who wouldn't be?
So I still wonder why I have this involuntary repulsion of the contents in my bowels.
Pretty fucking funny! Course now, it's not so bad.
BUT! FUCK! Friggin killed me. Goddam son of a bitch. If I ever meet this motherfucker in real life, I'm gonna rip his balls out from his throat.
Favourite songs by NeverShoutNever?
Happy (Haha I remember I put my ipod on shuffle during chemistry class and had to puke in the sink.)
Dare4Distance (Haha I remember I tried to test my stomach disorder with this band and I puked in my cereal. The lucky charms guy was pisseddddd offff)
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Saturday, 11 June 2011
The Sadist Masochist Theory: My theory on Sadists and Masochists.
So a while back, me and my friend were bored on a Summer night, well it was 2 in the morning. Anyhow, we were bored and wide awake. We couldn't go outside because the lake was closed at nights with no one to watch us in case of an accident. Any how, because we were so bored, we decided to devise this theory. It's nothing too long or complicated
Our/My Theory of Sadists and Masochists.
Sadist- Person who finds pleasure or joy in giving pain towards others
Masochists- Person who finds pleasure or joy in receiving pain from others.
Again, this is pretty short.
1. Everyone is either a Sadist or a masochist. There is no one in the world that isn't like that.
Therefore, the next time you make fun of someone for being a sadist or a masochist, go beat yourself with a whip and see if you enjoy it.
2. There are however people that are sadomasochists. Combination of both.
3. However, there is an exception with the above. As there are people that are both, these special group of people will always have a preference.
4. Sadists and masochists are generally very compatible in both romance and sexual intercourse (obviously).
Distinction:
Sadists:
Sadomasochists are less predictable.
And there you have it. The sadists masochist theory.
Our/My Theory of Sadists and Masochists.
Sadist- Person who finds pleasure or joy in giving pain towards others
Masochists- Person who finds pleasure or joy in receiving pain from others.
Again, this is pretty short.
1. Everyone is either a Sadist or a masochist. There is no one in the world that isn't like that.
Therefore, the next time you make fun of someone for being a sadist or a masochist, go beat yourself with a whip and see if you enjoy it.
2. There are however people that are sadomasochists. Combination of both.
3. However, there is an exception with the above. As there are people that are both, these special group of people will always have a preference.
4. Sadists and masochists are generally very compatible in both romance and sexual intercourse (obviously).
Distinction:
Sadists:
- Whiny people
- Easily angered
- Rough sex
- Admittedly a nympho
- Very loud
- 57% female
- Have no shame though will deny
- generally very quiet
- Adores sex and will continuous hint at it but will never instigate first
- Very proactive when the sexual intercourse does begin
- Has shame and feels shame when by themselves
- Kinky as shit
- Generally, population of "larger" people
- Talking dirty will turn them the fuck on.
Sadomasochists are less predictable.
And there you have it. The sadists masochist theory.
Thursday, 9 June 2011
Smoking
I'm actually so fucking sick and tired of people always telling me, you should stop smoking. KK guess what the fuck? SHUT THE FUCK UP!
My health is my problem. If I want to die when I'm 19, I will do so. If I want to die when I'm 29, I will do so. If you have a problem with my health, maybe you should get a life and fuck off.
The smell of smoking... If you don't want to breathe in the air of my smoke, just don't be with me when I'm smoking. IN FACT!!! Most of the time when I am smoking, I'm by myself or at a smoking designated area such as the smoking pit beside my school. If you don't like the smell, well that's your problem. I have no problem with it. You don't like it? Don't be around me.
It turns girls off. Well, if a girl gets turned off by my smoking, then perhaps she is not my type of girl. There are lots of girls that smoke in this world so it's not like we're in a shortage here.
If there's anything else, please let me know. If not, Keep your fucking mouth shut about my smoking.
Note: Sorry If i seemed mean. I was tired and shit. I have been smoking for 3 years now and to be honest, I'm still more athletic than you are. I have quit at some times. In fact, there are two ways for me to temporarily quit. However, that's no a tale for today.
My health is my problem. If I want to die when I'm 19, I will do so. If I want to die when I'm 29, I will do so. If you have a problem with my health, maybe you should get a life and fuck off.
The smell of smoking... If you don't want to breathe in the air of my smoke, just don't be with me when I'm smoking. IN FACT!!! Most of the time when I am smoking, I'm by myself or at a smoking designated area such as the smoking pit beside my school. If you don't like the smell, well that's your problem. I have no problem with it. You don't like it? Don't be around me.
It turns girls off. Well, if a girl gets turned off by my smoking, then perhaps she is not my type of girl. There are lots of girls that smoke in this world so it's not like we're in a shortage here.
If there's anything else, please let me know. If not, Keep your fucking mouth shut about my smoking.
Note: Sorry If i seemed mean. I was tired and shit. I have been smoking for 3 years now and to be honest, I'm still more athletic than you are. I have quit at some times. In fact, there are two ways for me to temporarily quit. However, that's no a tale for today.
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
When I get bored...
(list in numerical order of what I will do first)
1. Play guitar
2. Listen to music
3. Read a book (I'm reading the satanic bible currently for the 5th time -.-)
4. Go to the park
5. Go for a smoke
6. Go to the mall
7. Facebook stalk
8. Practice my crabcoring outside my scheduled time
9. Practice skateboarding
10. Dance in my room (oh nooooo)
11. Practice my crabcoring outside my scheduled time
12. Talk to YOU
13. Draw dicks
14. Stalk you in real life
15. Laugh
16. WRITE ON THIS BLOG HAHAHAHA
And that's the sequence. So go fuck yourself. I'll do what I want, when I want.
1. Play guitar
2. Listen to music
3. Read a book (I'm reading the satanic bible currently for the 5th time -.-)
4. Go to the park
5. Go for a smoke
6. Go to the mall
7. Facebook stalk
8. Practice my crabcoring outside my scheduled time
9. Practice skateboarding
10. Dance in my room (oh nooooo)
11. Practice my crabcoring outside my scheduled time
12. Talk to YOU
13. Draw dicks
14. Stalk you in real life
15. Laugh
16. WRITE ON THIS BLOG HAHAHAHA
And that's the sequence. So go fuck yourself. I'll do what I want, when I want.
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