NeverShoutNever And his Impact on my life (Its not as homo as it sounds)

NeverShoutNever. Christofer Drew Ingle. This man has changed my life. For the the worst ASSHOLE!!!

Ok So how do i begin?
First, a little something about me. I love music. All kinds of music. Country, Pop, Jazz, Classical, whatever blah blah. Life is a mistake without music. Brutal deathcore FTW. (Check Abominable Putridity out.)
However, I've always had mixed feelings towards people that ONLY sing love songs, like NeverShoutNever. He has about 30 different songs? So assuming that each song is for a different girl since they all tell a different story, he's had 30 different girls that he has been really serious with? So serious that he would write a song about? What kind of player does he think he is? Admittedly, he is a good looking man, yes bisexual, but even so... He has a pig nose and I've got more testosterone in my piss than he does in his whole body. Therefore, Ladies and Gentlemen, he has a small penis! But all funny business aside, he's got a very sweet voice. But honestly, he kind of butchered Bohemian Rhapsody, which he did a cover of. Freddie Mercury would be rolling over in his grave after hearing that -.- .

Anyways, when you're in love or "smitten" by a beautiful girl, NeverShoutNever is like the happiest stuff you can listen to.

Anyways, I finally wracked up the balls to ask this girl out. And I had just started listening to NeverShoutNever. It was all I listened to -.- Makes me sound kinda gay since I'm not a 13 year old girl.

Anyways, our relationship was short-lived and then for the 2 months afterwards, every single time I heard NeverShoutNever, I would puke. 


I didn't even feel like I was that impacted. I mean my life didn't really change drastically. I still went on with my daily routine. It's not like I spent everyday of my next 2 months eating ice cream and watching 500 Days of Summer over and over again. Sure I was bummed but who wouldn't be?

So I still wonder why I have this involuntary repulsion of the contents in my bowels.

Pretty fucking funny! Course now, it's not so bad.

BUT! FUCK! Friggin killed me. Goddam son of a bitch. If I ever meet this motherfucker in real life, I'm gonna rip his balls out from his throat.

Favourite songs by NeverShoutNever?
Happy (Haha I remember I put my ipod on shuffle during chemistry class and had to puke in the sink.)
Dare4Distance (Haha I remember I tried to test my stomach disorder with this band and I puked in my cereal. The lucky charms guy was pisseddddd offff)