The Sadist Masochist Theory: My theory on Sadists and Masochists.

So a while back, me and my friend were bored on a Summer night, well it was 2 in the morning. Anyhow, we were bored and wide awake. We couldn't go outside because the lake was closed at nights with no one to watch us in case of an accident. Any how, because we were so bored, we decided to devise this theory. It's nothing too long or complicated

Our/My Theory of Sadists and Masochists.

Sadist- Person who finds pleasure or joy in giving pain towards others
Masochists- Person who finds pleasure or joy in receiving pain from others.

Again, this is pretty short.

1. Everyone is either a Sadist or a masochist. There is no one in the world that isn't like that.
Therefore, the next time you make fun of someone for being a sadist or a masochist, go beat yourself with a whip and see if you enjoy it.

2. There are however people that are sadomasochists. Combination of both.

3. However, there is an exception with the above. As there are people that are both, these special group of people will always have a preference.

4. Sadists and masochists are generally very compatible in both romance and sexual intercourse (obviously).

Distinction:
Sadists:

• Whiny people
• Easily angered
• Rough sex
• Admittedly a nympho
• Very loud
• 57% female 
• Have no shame though will deny

Masochists

• generally very quiet
• Adores sex and will continuous hint at it but will never instigate first
• Very proactive when the sexual intercourse does begin
• Has shame and feels shame when by themselves
• Kinky as shit
• Generally, population of "larger" people
• Talking dirty will turn them the fuck on.

Of course, these are just observations that are common among obvious and proven sadists or masochists. This by no means limits the person to be in that category. 

Sadomasochists are less predictable. 

And there you have it. The sadists masochist theory.