Nothing beats a coffee and a smoke in the morning

Nothing beats a coffee and a smoke in the morning.
After not sleeping for 2 days (kk that's a lie. I fell asleep for an hour from 6-7 today.), I biked to a Tim Hortans and bought myself a coffee, then went to the park and had a smoke.
Fuck yeah. Ideal mornings.

Motherfucking Insomnia

I haven't been able to sleep at all recently.
I don't know much about the science of the human brain and psychology and shit like that but it's not like my life has had a drastic change recently.
I find myself just trying to get tired and hopefully drift off into the wonderful land of unicorns and care bears but FUCK ME! Everyday I'm up until 5-6-7-8 in the morning and then I can finally sleep for about 2 hours... 2 FUCKING HOURS!
The big problem is that if I don't sleep, I get really cranky. I will just go full on bitch mode on everyone. The only way to reverse this is to smoke. Recently, I've been trying to quit smoking or at least tone it down because there's this girl (blushes) ;) Unfortunately, not being able to sleep isn't helping my case at all.

Another thing is that if I don't sleep, I get really really hungry. To be honest, I don't eat much to begin with. One meal per day and maybe a snack is all I need. Why you may ask? Cause its COST EFFICIENT! I hate spending money on needless things and one of those things that i deem needless is good food. All I've been eating for the past month is peanut butter sandwiches! FUCK PEANUT BUTTER FUCKING SANDWICHES! Everyday. Make myself a peanut butter sandwich (maybe 2 if I'm feeling spunky). Drink some water. And that's my meal. See this is a big problem. If I get really really hungry, I'll have to go buy some stuff from Metro at this time in the night to eat. BUY= MONEY! No money :(= No food :( = Dead.

I have this tendency to write crap when I don't get sleep. and therefore this post.

So right now, I'm just practicing my guitar (I've been playing a lot recently because the activity of playing guitar COSTS NO MONEY!) and I'm writing in this piece of shit blog.
I'm even on my 4th beer to see if that'll get my drowsy... Man fuck. I'm gonna go wake some poor suckers up to accompany me.

EDIT: LOL this post really really sucks haha.

What I Am Afraid Of...

So I haven't written anything in a long long time... Yeah that's it... No reason.

Anyways, I was playing this computer game called Hotel 626. So I turned it on and it started with a acted scene. Not too bad i thought too myself. Then for some strange fucking reason, the guy I'm controlling (technically me) runs out of his hotel room and follows the ominous voice down the hall which is pitch black at end.

Look... If this was really me, I would not leave the bed let alone the room so why the fuck would I go down the fucking dark hallway with glimmering lights?

Next thing you know, you're in some sort of large shower room and there's almost no light at all except for the little light aimed to the 4cm by 4cm circle in front of you. Basically, "it" tells you to take a picture of something as a camera is in your hands. Then all of a sudden, I see some weird shit move around. WTF!? So I focus the camera and take the picture. All of a sudden you seem some maid Gothic chick shriek and shes covering her body and shit.


So this game taught me a few things.

1. Never leave the room.
2. Cameras in all movies ALWAYS screw you over.
3. I have poor bowel control.

So this gave me an idea to devise a list of things that scare me. I'll update the list every now and then with new things.

Why? Why should I write this out? Well frankly, I have this reputation of being a very masculine strong man but at the same time, I need to face my many many fears in hopes of conquering them. Therefore, realizing them is the first step.

Kk so the list:

1.  Bees
2. Acrobats
3. Other people's body hair
4. Hockey masks
5. 2 star Motels
6. Old old churches
7. Centipedes
8. Human Centipedes
9. Human Pyramids
10. Heights
11. Water
12. Biking with no hands
13. Marilyn Manson
14. Asylums
15. People that inhabit asylums
16. Girls (ahahahaha)
17. Girls with dicks
18. Thai Strippers
19. Japanese Sex Toys
20. Metal heads
21. Watermelons
22. Old Men
23. Dimly Lit Areas
24. Glitter vampires
25. Miley Cyrus's Horse teeth
26. Oprah's Vagina
27. Big glasses
28. Guys who wear fitted hats
29. Very large fedoras (I'm not talking about the kind you get H&M. I'm talking big ass motherfuckers. Radius minimum of 12 inches...)
30. Losing a limb
31. Flaccid

All I can think off at this moment -.-