Anyways, I was playing this computer game called Hotel 626. So I turned it on and it started with a acted scene. Not too bad i thought too myself. Then for some strange fucking reason, the guy I'm controlling (technically me) runs out of his hotel room and follows the ominous voice down the hall which is pitch black at end.
Look... If this was really me, I would not leave the bed let alone the room so why the fuck would I go down the fucking dark hallway with glimmering lights?
Next thing you know, you're in some sort of large shower room and there's almost no light at all except for the little light aimed to the 4cm by 4cm circle in front of you. Basically, "it" tells you to take a picture of something as a camera is in your hands. Then all of a sudden, I see some weird shit move around. WTF!? So I focus the camera and take the picture. All of a sudden you seem some maid Gothic chick shriek and shes covering her body and shit.
So this game taught me a few things.
- Never leave the room.
- Cameras in all movies ALWAYS screw you over.
- I have poor bowel control.
Why? Why should I write this out? Well frankly, I have this reputation of being a very masculine strong man but at the same time, I need to face my many many fears in hopes of conquering them. Therefore, realizing them is the first step.
Kk so the list:
- Bees
- Acrobats
- Other people's body hair
- Hockey masks
- 2 star Motels
- Old old churches
- Centipedes
- Human Centipedes
- Human Pyramids
- Heights
- Water
- Biking with no hands
- Marilyn Manson
- Asylums
- People that inhabit asylums
- Girls (ahahahaha)
- Girls with dicks
- Thai Strippers
- Japanese Sex Toys
- Metal heads
- Watermelons
- Old Men
- Dimly Lit Areas
- Glitter vampires
- Miley Cyrus's Horse teeth
- Oprah's Vagina
- Big glasses
- Guys who wear fitted hats
- Very large fedoras (I'm not talking about the kind you get H&M. I'm talking big ass motherfuckers. Radius minimum of 12 inches...)
- Losing a limb
- Flaccid
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