Inception

Ok. I watched Inception today and what can I say? It was an interesting story, filled with no plot twists, an extreme large-ass budget so they could hire tons of experienced overrated semi-attractive actors, and bloody dicks. Oh wait that's Piranha 3D (Fucking goodass movie)

Anyways, I was disappointed. Like it was so unrealistic that it was just dumb. Go into your dreams and take information? Well lets think about this clearly. Here we have a young business man that is now the head of a company after his father died. I'm sure he has perverted dreams instead of dreaming about riding in a black car or some random shit. It would have been much harder to evade through a fucking horde of brookie cookies, Blake Livelys', and that one hot glee cheerleader chick than to avoid traffic at rush hour.

Then they go into a dream of a dream where they are in a hotel. Great cause I have dreams in hotels as well.

Then another dream where they are in a fucking snowy ass mountain. Great cause i dream of myself freezing to death or dressed like a fucking ewok.

Ok now you're gonna say. That girl from Juno creates those dreams. Well kk lets put me in that situation. It would be so obvious to me that I'm in a dream because unlike the rest of the 6 billion people in the world, I dream of myself in traffic, in a hotel, or at Russian mountain trying to disarm 50 Call of Duty "Veteran level" Soldiers while at the same time, trying to save a Japanese man that is clearly my opponent in the prostitution ring or whatever it was.

For your information, that was fucking sarcasm. Yeah why would I try to stop the one person that is in my way of becoming the wealthiest person in the world? I wouldn't.

Another thing was that everyone came out of that movie and were like "Inception MIND FUCK". Yeah well you must have one weak ass mind because it wasn't a hard story to understand. They go into dreams to steal information for whoever the buyer is. And then they go into dream in a dream in a dream. Oh my MIND FUCK.

And guess what? It was so obvious that Leonardo Dicaprio was in reality at the end of the movie. Everyone was like "What happened at the end? Oh no I need to know what happened!" Guess what? The top was already starting to topple over so yes he was in reality with his children and his dead wife.

I really like Leonardo Dicaprio. He's a really good actor. Almost too good. In fact so good that he overacted and I couldn't believe it. But by comparisson to the other crappy actors, he was amazing in that movie. THATS RIGHT. I SAID IT. CRAPPY ACTORS. That juno bitch was shitty and i dislike her. She couldn't act for her life. That guy that fought that other guy in the hotel that was like rotating was a boring actor. Sure he was good looking but that's all. That Japanese or Chinese guy that got shot. Ok guess what? Getting shot hurts! I know eh? So strange. I would be screaming in pain if I got shot. But of course. Not even a single squeal or pain stricken scream. Now the the next thing you are gonna say is that he has a humongous pain capacity. Ok I watched Kill Bill and those Japanese guys were like screaming in pain after just a little cut on the chest.

The movie? 7/10 Interesting and it entertained me but if you're looking for a movie that will change your life? Well look somewhere else.