Now what do you do when a guy/girl that has either
1) Used you like a garden hoe
2) Played your heart like a game of monopoly
3) Selfish bitchery for 5 weeks straight
4) Future stalker/rapist
Texts you via text "I miss you"? (There may be a face in their somewhere)
This should be the response. (remember this is a text so lets keep it down 1000 letters.)
1st text:
Ok. Well to start things off, why do you miss me? I can't say i miss you at all. Hell these past couple of weeks that we haven't talked at all, wait let me rephrase that. These past couple of weeks where I haven't listened to you bitch for 4 hours straight a night have been a breeze even with exams coming and all. You're probably wondering. Bitch? When do I ever do that? Well lets see. You always complain about your parents being total "assholes" to you while they are extremely lenient of your bratty behavior.
You always complain of your friends ditching you but you keep on overlooking the fact that you are extremely selfish? You always complain of me not talking to you enough but you dismiss the fact that I have my own life as well. You always complain about your life being shit but lets be honest. You are extremely fortunate to have people around you to care enough about you to keep holding on to your crap for as long as I can imagine. I know orphans that have been raped and brutalized that are more "optimistic" than you. Speaking of which, what exactly is so bad about your life that you have to go "emo" yourself up for? Stop being so self-centered.
You think just cause you think nobody "understands" you or blah blah, nobody understands your teenage angst crap? I'm sure you've seen those posters that tell you to call kids help phone if you need help with anything but Don't. I mean it. It would be a serious waste for one of those people who actually save lives to actually come and help a pathetic excuse for human shit like you. Maybe I'm being a bit biased. Look babe, if you want to commit suicide, that's fine with me but don't give me the "across the street" cut crap. If you want to kill yourself, show me some "down the road"s alright? I'll even help you out. Just get me a belt, a door with an elevation of at least 100 cm, a suicide note expressing all your "held-in sadness and anger that nobody else understands", and some balls for you to actually go through with it.
So pretty much what this response is... Fuck you bitch. and that is going to be the same response for everything that you will ever talk to me for until i hear a "I'm Sorry" or at least something close to that that expresses your gratitude to everything that everyone has ever done for you which my reply will be "I forgive you."
Second text:
Fuck you bitch.
1) Used you like a garden hoe
2) Played your heart like a game of monopoly
3) Selfish bitchery for 5 weeks straight
4) Future stalker/rapist
Texts you via text "I miss you"? (There may be a face in their somewhere)
This should be the response. (remember this is a text so lets keep it down 1000 letters.)
1st text:
Ok. Well to start things off, why do you miss me? I can't say i miss you at all. Hell these past couple of weeks that we haven't talked at all, wait let me rephrase that. These past couple of weeks where I haven't listened to you bitch for 4 hours straight a night have been a breeze even with exams coming and all. You're probably wondering. Bitch? When do I ever do that? Well lets see. You always complain about your parents being total "assholes" to you while they are extremely lenient of your bratty behavior.
You always complain of your friends ditching you but you keep on overlooking the fact that you are extremely selfish? You always complain of me not talking to you enough but you dismiss the fact that I have my own life as well. You always complain about your life being shit but lets be honest. You are extremely fortunate to have people around you to care enough about you to keep holding on to your crap for as long as I can imagine. I know orphans that have been raped and brutalized that are more "optimistic" than you. Speaking of which, what exactly is so bad about your life that you have to go "emo" yourself up for? Stop being so self-centered.
You think just cause you think nobody "understands" you or blah blah, nobody understands your teenage angst crap? I'm sure you've seen those posters that tell you to call kids help phone if you need help with anything but Don't. I mean it. It would be a serious waste for one of those people who actually save lives to actually come and help a pathetic excuse for human shit like you. Maybe I'm being a bit biased. Look babe, if you want to commit suicide, that's fine with me but don't give me the "across the street" cut crap. If you want to kill yourself, show me some "down the road"s alright? I'll even help you out. Just get me a belt, a door with an elevation of at least 100 cm, a suicide note expressing all your "held-in sadness and anger that nobody else understands", and some balls for you to actually go through with it.
So pretty much what this response is... Fuck you bitch. and that is going to be the same response for everything that you will ever talk to me for until i hear a "I'm Sorry" or at least something close to that that expresses your gratitude to everything that everyone has ever done for you which my reply will be "I forgive you."
Second text:
Fuck you bitch.
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